Because it is a game with some people to associate “marriage” with as many porn terms as possible, we now have the joyous news that “the world’s only married Lesbian threesome” is going to have “their” first child.
From the Daily Mail:
Doll, Kitten, and Brynn, from Massachusetts, were joined together in a marriage-style ceremony last August and are expecting a daughter in July.
Kitten, 27, is pregnant after undergoing IVF treatment using an anonymous sperm donor, and the trio eventually plan to have three children – one for each of them.
The plan at the moment is that Kitten will bear all the children – possibly using her wives’ eggs and donated sperm – but they are open to other options, such as adoption.
Brynn, 34, says: ‘The hope is to have three kids altogether. We always joke that the children should never outnumber the parents.’
Doll, Kitten and Brynn Young married in a ceremony in August 2013, when each of their fathers walked them down the aisle. All three women wore white wedding gowns and exchanged rings.
The so-called ‘throuple’ worked with a specialist family lawyer who drew up the paperwork and drafted the ceremony so that all three of them were obligated and bound to each other .
While Brynn and Kitten are legally married, Doll is handfasted to both so the threesome are as equally married to each other as legally possible.
I can only guess that Brits know what “handfasted” means. I had to look it up. Essentially it means nothing legal as far as “marriage” is concerned in the state of Massachusetts. It means they made some kind of vows to one another.
Naturally, the women claim that they were born polygamously oriented, though not all of them recognized it at first.
It was back in 2009 that Brynn first met Doll through an online dating site. Senior Software Designer and Engineer, Brynn had been married twice before to women and both experiences had made her acknowledge that monogamous relationships weren’t for her.
Meanwhile Fashion Designer, Doll had known that she was polygamous since high school. She explains: ‘I had always dated girls – who although they had boyfriends or girlfriends – were also allowed to date me.
‘I never thought that much about it and I had never really ‘come out’ as poly to my friends and family. To me, it was just how I was.’
So we have a new sexual orientation: “poly.” Obviously this means the state is obligated to legalize their marriage since otherwise we would have a denial of “marriage equality.”
All this, despite the fact that self-identified homosexuals admit their preference is not a biologically-determined reality.
I wonder how long it will be before husbands start coming out as “heterosexually poly” to their wives and mistresses?
Naturally, the threesome formed through the OKCupid website, the same company that campaigned to get Brandon Eich fired from Mozilla for daring to oppose homosexual marriage.