What Obama Did At Church On Easter Sunday

While President Obama’s Organizing for Action, Virginia gubernatorial candidate Terry McAuliffe, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi were all sending out emails asking for money (with the email of the allegedly Catholic Pelosi not even mentioning Easter), President Obama and his family pretended to be Christian for a jaunt to a church in Washington, D.C.

It must have been a strange visit for Obama. His thoughts were probably along the lines of, “Easter? What a strange word. E-e-a-a-stur-r-r. So, what, a rabbit rose from the dead, or…? I don’t get it.”

The pastor who gave the Easter morning service made sure to make ol’ Barry feel right at home, though.

Nuggets of Easter wisdom from the Reverend Doctor Luis Leon’s sermon:

“[There is] no enemy so bitter that they can’t become a friend.”

It’s unclear whether or not he was referring to Obama’s dear friend and ghostwriter, the self-admitted yet unrepentant domestic terrorist Bill Ayers. Ayers is what is traditionally known in America as an enemy–not just of people who want to live and not be blown into bits by a homemade bomb at work, but of America itself–and yet he penned Obama’s Dreams from My Father as Obama was launching his political career in the man’s living room. (I wonder if Obama ever thought it prudent to ask Ayers about all the bombs lying around.)

More from Rev. Luis Leon:

“It drives me crazy when the captains of the religious right are always calling us back…for blacks to be back in the back of the bus…for women to be back in the kitchen…for immigrants to be back on their side of the border.”

Whoa, slow down, cowboy! Wouldn’t want to lose your tax-exempt status for talking about politics, would you? Speaking of, why didn’t Obama put a stop to that? He’s the president, for Allah’s sake, and here is a reverend breaking a law right before his eyes!

The reverend does make some good points, though, in all fairness. Apparently he’s been visiting the Republican National Committee-owned websites, BlacksNeedToGetInTheBackOfTheBus.com, MakeMeASandwichWoman.org, and WouldYouMindImmigrationLawsPlease.gov.

Curious, isn’t it, that Obama just can’t seem to keep himself away from radical men of false Christianity. It’s almost as if Obama himself is a radical who simply feels a kinship with the likes of Reverends Jeremiah Wright and Luis Leon, and thus can’t help but to gravitate towards them.

I understand it would be tough to be pretend you’re a Christian when you also have to pretend to be a leader, but surely Obama can siphon some of our taxpayer dollars away from the collective bloody hands of Planned Parenthood (which the risen Jesus endorsed, by the way, towards the end of the Gospel of Lucifer) and direct it towards an acting coach.