Liberal Message Found Under Dove Chocolate Wrapper

Liberalism was not content to have permeated every facet of the media, from journalism to movies, music to magazines, and TV commercials that give us the politically correct message that black women are stronger than white women, and that all men, the fairer sex, are idiots who but for the wisdom of women would never survive to middle age.

No, having such widespread influence over the American population was not enough for liberalism. Now it has messed with Dove chocolates.

Dove makes sensuously smooth chocolates individually wrapped in aluminum foil. When you undress the chocolates from their aluminum, the underside of the wrapper has a message of some kind–sometimes a chocolate pun, sometimes a promotional message for Dove in case your taste buds are jacked and have no idea how lucky they are to be caressing that melting velvet, and sometimes some kind of word of advice. They’re like fortune cookies for chocoholics.

My birthday just recently passed, and one of the gifts my friend gave to me was a bag of these heavenly nuggets. I was hardly expecting to be assaulted by liberalism when partaking of them, but there it was on the underside of the foil wrapper, typed in an alluring script: “Do what feels right.”

This is just one small notch better than the liberal axiom, “Do what feels good,” but doing what feels right is another one of the principle doctrines of the High Church of Liberalism.

I’ve written ad nauseum about liberals’ desire for everybody to substitute feeling in place of thinking because it is only with appeals to voters’ emotions that liberals can win elections. When the people are told that abused women will stop being helped because of sequestageddon, despite the sequester only affecting about a week’s worth of federal spending, liberals, the non-thinkers of society, abandon their better judgment and start acting out of the fear their elected leaders have instilled in them.

Telling people to do what feels right as opposed to doing what sounds logical (and is right) is how Democrats win elections. So either liberals are running the creative department at Dove or else they have been brainwashed by liberal society into believing that doing what feels right is necessarily what is right.

But hey, if liberals aren’t giving advice that eases they minds of psychotic serial killers who believe that their murder sprees are justified and “right,” then liberals wouldn’t be living up to their reputation as the anti-lifers.

Oh well. Liberal propaganda be damned, I’m loving these chocolates.