Without DHS, Who Would Save Us from Pirated Panties?

Pirated panties and unlawful lingerie, oh my! Thankfully, the Department of Homeland Security exists to save us. After the attacks on the Twin Towers and the Pentagon, we needed a new Federal agency to protect us from the horrible threats facing the nation. Thus, the Department of Homeland Security was founded. So now this Federal agency is being used to stop panties from being sold with pirated designs that allegedly infringe on the cash cow of an NFL team. According to the Washington Read more […]