Dancing with the Stars Closets Michael Sam

If Dancing with the Stars “accepts” Michael Sam, then why force him to act heterosexual? You will remember Michael Sam as the man who deeply kissed his boyfriend on draft day. Draft day didn’t end up being as productive for Sam as he would have liked, which seems amazingly metaphorical now that I think about it. [See also, “ESPN Televises America’s First Man-on-Man Makeout.”] Michael Sam has been invited to and has agreed to appear on the show Dancing with the Stars. Count Read more […]

ESPN Televises America’s First Man-on-Man Makeout

I have watched every NFL draft on ESPN since 1987. Every single one. I’ve seen countless players react emotionally with friends and loved ones after getting drafted and realizing a life-long dream. But I can’t recall ever seeing a player make-out with his girlfriend/wife on camera afterwards, let alone gratuitously with a cake-smash as Michael Sam did with his boyfriend on national television on Sunday — courtesy of ESPN. It’s one thing to be asked to overlook a player’s personal Read more […]

Draft Day Kiss Was a Miss

I have received numerous requests to compose a commentary this week on the subject of a homosexual kiss by somebody named Michael Sam. I am sorry that I cannot comply. Michael Sam, to the best of my information, is a football player recently drafted by the Saint Louis Rams who, apparently, is publically in violation of Leviticus 18:22. That verse declares homosexual conduct to be an abomination before God.  In the very next verse, by the way, God labels bestiality as an abomination Read more […]