PETA Hauls Man into Court for Verbal Abuse of Sheep

For the verbal abuse of sheep to take place, they have to understand human speech, right? This reads like a joke—like a story in The Onion. But it is important to realize that real courts are dealing with this accusation as a serious issue. An Australian news site reports, “Sheep stay silent in war of words over whether animals can suffer verbal abuse.” It began in September last year, when the New South Wales branch of the RSPCA received a tip-off about the alleged mistreatment of sheep, Read more […]

National Outrage over Palin Pet Trick Pic

Posting an image of a pet trick gets some people boiling mad for “animal rights.” Liberals are running out of reasons to find national outrage. I have to assume that’s what happens to their brains when they commit themselves to ignoring the real outrages carried out by the Obama Administration. The latest scraping of the bottom of the barrel is anger that Sarah Palin posted a picture of her son Trig standing on a dog. The pet is obviously in zero distress. Trig is six years old with Down Read more […]

PETA to Utah: We Are As Barking Mad As You Could Imagine

They have actually done this before, but it is hard to remember because it is so hard to believe that SUCH an insane organization could exist and have supporters. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), is a group that exterminates their animal dependents, and claims that turkeys are a mistreated minority. So it should come as no surprise that they want a memorial for turkeys that died in a truck accident. According to the Salt Lake Tribune: Animal rights advocates want to erect a Read more […]

Libs Hate Humanity: Bear Mauls Deerhunter, PETA Sides with Bear

Camille Bomboy was hunting for deer on her farm property when she was mauled by a bear who was concerned for the 18-year-old hunter’s proximity to her cub. Miss Bomboy was lucky, though, as she only received gashes to her arms and is still in possession of her head. Naturally, the leftists at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have reprimanded the young woman in a letter. “Dear Ms. Bomboy,” it begins, “….This seems to be a good opportunity to put yourself in the place of Read more […]

PETA Outraged That Chris Christie Killed A Spider

No, he didn’t sit on the spider. And he didn’t eat it either. Although it’s possible that he has eaten many spiders in his lifetime. On average, a person eats 4 spiders a year during sleep, and he’s 50 years old, so you do the math. Actually, that’s a myth. I mean, the 4 spiders a year thing. It’s not true. It’s an old wives’ tale. (Is that sexist?) What had happened was a group of school kids were visiting Governor Christie’s office. Maybe it was a field trip or something. Read more […]

PETA: Turkeys Are Mistreated Minorities

It’s so easy to harp on PETA for their idiocy. But we can’t deny that they provide ample amounts of comic relief. What makes them funnier is that they don’t even intend to be funny. They’re at it again, and this time the culprit is President Obama. The occasion is Thanksgiving and specifically the tradition of the president’s “pardoning” of a Thanksgiving turkey. Wednesday at 1pm was the scheduled time for Obama to pardon the turkey, which traditionally is raised as any other turkey Read more […]

PETA Wants a Memorial to Dead Fish

An Irvine, California woman representing PETA wrote a letter to Irvine city officials asking them to erect a sign at an intersection that memorializes the death of about 1,600 pounds of saltwater bass who met their demise in a vehicle crash a couple weeks ago. A truck was transporting the live fish to a market while the bass were being kept alive by several tanks of oxygen. After the collision, which involved two other cars, the fish and oxygen tanks spilled out all over the intersection, and the Read more […]