Oversensitive Korean Woman, “Ching Chong,” Sues CVS for Being Mean

An oversensitive Korean woman is “horrified” that she was called an Asian name by an employee at a CVS Pharmacy. The employee used “Ching Chong” as a placeholder for the woman’s real first name, Hyun. Hungry for money, and having learned from liberal Americans that it’s okay to sue for any reason you can pull out of your butt, Hyun Lee–yes, her last name is the stereotypical Korean last name–is suing the pharmacy. “Honestly, I’m just horrified by this whole thing,” Lee feigned. Oh, the horror! Lee Read more […]

If You Like Peanut Butter and Jelly You Might be a Racist

Jeff Foxworthy made a career and a fortune telling redneck jokes. “If you believe you got a set of matched luggage when you have two shopping bags from the same store, you might be a redneck.” “If you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are ‘Gentlemen, start your engines,’ you might be a redneck.” “If you think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi, Mississippi, you might be a redneck.” I thought about coming up with a “you might be Read more […]