PETA Outraged That Chris Christie Killed A Spider

No, he didn’t sit on the spider. And he didn’t eat it either. Although it’s possible that he has eaten many spiders in his lifetime. On average, a person eats 4 spiders a year during sleep, and he’s 50 years old, so you do the math. Actually, that’s a myth. I mean, the 4 spiders a year thing. It’s not true. It’s an old wives’ tale. (Is that sexist?) What had happened was a group of school kids were visiting Governor Christie’s office. Maybe it was a field trip or something. Read more […]