Working Too Much? Stressed? Consider Getting A Post-Birth Abortion

“As for post-birth abortion, I would imagine that my colleagues would think the ‘post-birth’ part was largely irrelevant, as we believe very strongly in abortion on demand, without apology, and it’s plain and simple that we should look to the woman’s morals and not shove our opinions where they, frankly, don’t belong.”

Read the story whence comes the quote here: “Trending: More College Students Support Post-Birth Abortion.”

A trend seen by prolife activists that frequently engage college students on campuses nationwide is the growing acceptance of post-birth abortion, or killing the infant after he or she is born, campus prolife outreach leaders tell The College Fix.

Anecdotal evidence by leaders of prolife groups such as Created Equal and Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust said in interviews that not only do they see more college students willing to say they support post-birth abortion, but some students even suggest children up to 4 or 5-years-old can also be killed, because they are not yet “self aware.”

“We encounter people who think it is morally acceptable to kill babies after birth on a regular basis at almost every campus we visit,” said Mark Harrington, director of Created Equal. “While this viewpoint is still seen as shocking by most people, it is becoming increasingly popular.”

Post-birth abortion, i.e. slitting the throats of infants and five-year-olds and draining their blood into the bronze bowls of the gods of convenience, is justified on the grounds that infants and five-year-olds are not self-aware. People with Down’s Syndrome or dementia are, of course, unselfaware and inconvenient as well, so they could get the same treatment.

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Here are a couple of candidates for post-birth abortion I know. Well, I suppose I’m the candidate. These are the humans I engendered with a willing female. But circumstances change, you know.

2 boys

Look at the stupid, vacuous look on the face of these juvenile humans. You can tell they haven’t reached the self-awareness phase.


Here is a human transitioning from infant to juvenile. She appears to be pretending to be a mother, but this behavior is purely mimetic, and in no way reflects the spark of imagination.

Finally, I would like to notify my father that when he does lose his mind I’m not going to be putting up with him. It will be better for me, I mean for both of us, if I slit his throat.

Is that cool, dad?

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